What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 00:49
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Which brand is the best home slippers in the Middle East?
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
So they tried
Still no good
Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Israel is accused of the gravest war crimes in Gaza - BBC
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
401(k) Stats Suggest Americans Still Confident - Newser
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
The Largest Black Hole Jet Ever Found Is 3 Times the Size of the Milky Way - The Daily Galaxy
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
MSU Taps J Batt As Next Director of Athletics - Michigan State University Athletics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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